she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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