Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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