can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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