well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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