Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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