so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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