some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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