i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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