So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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