Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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