I wish i was in the wii world.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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