what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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