just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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