i just google imaged poop.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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