Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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