He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
