Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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