): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I will be naked everywhere
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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