I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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