so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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