He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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