That's intense
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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MIDGETS
????
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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