brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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