the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
