Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i'm going to rape that little man

(414): View more from Wisconsin

omg not your brother

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(517): View more from Michigan

I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.

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(614): View more from Ohio

This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz

(1-614): View more from Ohio

Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step

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(479): View more from Arkansas

there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express

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(786): View more from Florida

the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.

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(206): View more from Washington

Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.

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