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(703): View more from Virginia

he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust

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(651): View more from Minnesota

It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.

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(415): View more from California

I'll probably hate you when I'm sober

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(203): View more from Connecticut

And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Did it finish?

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(818): View more from California

So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth

(323): View more from California

Gross

(818): View more from California

AN ACTUAL PICKLE

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.

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(619): View more from California

We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.

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