love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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