Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
