We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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