Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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