You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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