she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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