that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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