That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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