They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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