y did u give ur computer a hand job?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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