Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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