Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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