well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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