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you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
We have started to decorate penises.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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