he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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