Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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