Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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