Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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