I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
try to milk me bitch
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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