when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
one might say we're banned from that church
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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