i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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