Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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