I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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