Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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