Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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