just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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