Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Randomize
