I heard we made out
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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