Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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