Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I need to calm my uterus...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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