he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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