Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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